I gave birth to a hipster named Ethan. Here is his story.

Ethan heading to the school dance with his sister. It was 45 degrees outside. 

My son is a hipster.

Ethan heading to the school dance with his sister. It was 45 degrees outside.

My son is a hipster.

I just had an unreasonably long discussion with Ethan about why it isn’t appropriate for him to wear the Rolling Stones t-shirt he just got at Goodwill to school.

My son is a hipster.

I just had an unreasonably long discussion with Ethan about why it isn’t appropriate for him to wear the Rolling Stones t-shirt he just got at Goodwill to school.

My son is a hipster.

I hope that my son isn’t responsible for this.

My son is a hipster.

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Dispatchwork - small ‘repairs’ to buildings using lego.

Photos from Italy, Germany, France, Israel, Denmark

This is Ethan’s new hat. 

My son is a hipster.

This is Ethan’s new hat.

My son is a hipster.

Yup, that’s a wallet chain. 

My son is a hipster.

Yup, that’s a wallet chain.

My son is a hipster.

Ethan is wearing all black. It’s 92 degrees outside. 

My son is a hipster.

Ethan is wearing all black. It’s 92 degrees outside.

My son is a hipster.

Ethan insists on flashing a peace sign when I tell him I’m about to take a photo.
My son is a hipster.

Ethan insists on flashing a peace sign when I tell him I’m about to take a photo.

My son is a hipster.

Ethan wears expensive t-shirts that are meant to look old and retro.
My son is a hipster.

Ethan wears expensive t-shirts that are meant to look old and retro.

My son is a hipster.

These are Ethan’s sunglasses. 
My son is a hipster.

These are Ethan’s sunglasses. 

My son is a hipster.

Ethan looks stoic in party photos.
My son is a hipster.

Ethan looks stoic in party photos.

My son is a hipster.